I just finished babysitting your baby today.
I have salmon stuck on my neck and in the crease under my left breast.
My eardrum is damaged due to high frequency screaming.
I had to hold her while I was peeing because from her perspective it seemed like Satan himself would rape and kill her slowly if I put her down thus I did not get the chance to wipe myself properly…
This is fantastic. For those of us who are single without kids, I know you can relate. I want to babysit for my friends, but I'm always afraid that I will end up crying. The babies. They have all the power.
